OmegaDev Wars!!!

W00t im posting from ipod XD anyway this is a fun game called "OmegaDev Wars". Now the rules are simple first make a party of 2 or 3 people. Then use commands like guard or attack or whatever. I saw this on RRR so i thought i should introduce it here ok heres an example:

Dez chooses Omegas7 and Peva as party

Dez attacks shady with super hobo stench!

Shady loses 158390 HP

try it

Okay, DEZ, AMI-CHAN! I CHOOSE YOU!!
Use Megaton Explosion on Shady!!!
*boom*
Shady loses 5125HP out of 6000HP

*Jaeroll joins Snack's Party!*
*Light joins Snack's Party!*

*Snacks uses MX-72 Snackie Laser Rifle WeaponSkill "Blitz Beam"*[/color]
-BasilMeer takes 1450 damage!
-Ami-chan takes 1472 damage!
-Dezz takes 1359 damage!
-Shady takes 1359 damage!
-Basilmeer takes 22989 damage!! {CRITICAL!}
-Shady takes 1359 damage!
-BasilMeer takes 1359 damage!
-Omegas7 takes 756 damage!

*Light casts "Lightstorm"*
-Shady takes 33893 damage!!! {Elemental Weakness!}
-Ami-chan takes 8329 damage!
-Omegas7 takes 241 damage! {Auto-Barrier}

*Jaeroll summons "Spirit Spiroches*
-Omegas7 takes 7999 Devouring Damage.

BasilMeer uses Infinite Potion.
Dez's HP was restored.
Ami-Chan was restored.

Dez uses Screen Breaker!
Snacks received 5000 damage.
Light received 501235 damage. [Critical!]
Jaeroll received 4891 damage.
Snacks was blinded.
Light was blinded.
Jaeroll was blinded.

Ami-chan uses Lightning Lance!
Snacks recieved 5021234 damage [Critical + Elemental Weakness]
Light received 5641 damage.
Jaeroll received 5315 damage.

I recruit Peva! And Maria Sharapova!

Peva uses Hair Slash!
Basil's moustache blocks the attacK!
Jaeroll takes 1356 damage!
Snacks takes 682 damage! Snack's trait "Blond" reduces the damage!
Ami-chan takes 1427 damage!
Shady takes 1293 damage!

Maria Sharapova uses Yeah-I'm-Sexy-and-I-play-pro-tennis-so-what!
Jaeroll takes 2875 damage! It's super effective!
Basil take 2769 damage! It's super effective!
Snacks takes 1529 damage!
Ami-chan takes 1495 damage!
Shady takes 2934 damage! It's super effective!
Jaeroll was charmed!
Basil was charmed!
Shady was charmed!

BasilMeer joins Moneymenace's team.
Light joins Moneymenace's team.

Moneymenace uses: Bankruptcy!
Omegas7 was stripped of all cookies!
Dezz123 was stripped of all cookies!
Peva was stripped of all cookies!

BasillMeer and Light uses a combo attack: High Poster's Barrage.
Omegas7 took 50050 damage!
Dezz123 took 50200 damage!
Peva took 300000 damage! Critical Hit!
Vectomon was missed!
Shady took 5000 damage!

EDIT:
Sub-Turn
BasilMeer, Light, and Moneymenace took 500 damage from being divided by zero.

Peva used Russian Redemption! Peva launched a nuclear attack on everyone EXCEPT BASILMEER.

Everyone is left with 1 hp (except basil, cause us russians dont hate him )

Aw thank you for saying that Peva.

BasilMeer's party sets up a high-unbreakable-invincible transparent wall to protect Peva and his party.

BasilMeer and his party use Infinite Reap
Everyone except Peva and BasilMeer's party members were left with 0.25HP.

ok I chose snacks and jaeroll
Jaeroll atack with your awesome noob skills and snacks attack with your pictures of death we do 999999999999999 to omegas 7

This is so utterly epic Lmfao.
I rolled on the floor laughing reading through all of this multiple times.

%Party Change Up%
*Light Leaves Party*
*Jaeroll Leaves Party*
*IMP joins Snack's Party*
*Ami-chan joins Snack's Party*



ATTACK PHASE!
Snacks is blinded!
*IMP uses Unique Skill "EPICK DIVIDE BY ZERO SCRIPTZ!"*
-Snacks is powered up! +ATK +DEF +SPI
-Ami-chan is powered up! +ATK +DEF +SPI
-OmegaDev is struck in awe! {STUN!}

*Snacks casts "SnacksCuraja"*
-All of OmegaDev has been fully cured, and status's have been restored! {+!}

*Ami-chan casts Aura "Hearts Kingdom"*
-OmegaDev Wars battlezone has been changed to Hearts Kingdom!
-Ami-chan auto-heals 5667 damage!

* Xzygon and Zadorian join party! *
Attack Phase? Yes/No
Shady uses blue waffle shuriken on Snack's Party

Snacks loses 1258
Snacks loses 873
Ami-Chan defends
Ami-Chan defends * GO GO GO!!!*
IMP1 loses 847
IMP1 loses 572

Xzygon uses Triple Barrel Omega Cannon

Everyone loses 4400
Everyone loses 4400
Everyone loses 4400

Zadorian uses Ultra Heal

Shady recovers 50k HP
Xzygon recovers 50k HP
Zadorian recovers 50k HP

I finish my phase.

LoseOrDieTrying uses Nuclear Warhead.

Everyone dies.

I now claim this thread and/or forum, you all belong to me.

Attack Phase? Yes/No

Shady uses Blood Cannon on Snacks Party!

Snacks loses 3284 HP!
Ami-Chan blocks!
IMP1 loses 4283 HP!

Xzygon uses Triple Baretta Scope on BasilMeer

BasilMeer loses 5000
BasilMeer loses 4834
BasilMeer loses 3281

Zadorian uses ZOMG Pistol Barrage on Light

Light loses 500
Light loses 500
Light loses 500
Light loses 500
Light loses 500
Light loses 500
Light loses 500
Light loses 500
Light loses 500
Light loses 500
Light loses 500
Light loses 500

Zadorian activates his overdrive! 血液バラージュ!

Peva loses 28493 and goes into Fear Mode *Cannot attack for 3 turns *

i pick snacks and ami

snacks an ami attacks with
cutie beam....
deals over 9000 to everyone on omegadev
u all just died

also
Light throws lucy doll but hit snacks and ami are hit the party blacked out




game over...

Maria Sharapova laughs, invincible.

keeps party but loses jaeroll and grabs omegas 7 goes to find where jaeroll is

Attack Phase? Yes/No

Shady uses Multi Shadow Beam at Jaeroll

Jaeroll loses 4382
Jaeroll loses 3823
Jaeroll loses 3923
Jaeroll loses 4382

Xzygon activates his Overdrive!

トリ力レーザービームベレッタ範囲× 3000！

Jaeroll loses 58929
Jaeroll loses 43893
Jaeroll loses 44589

Zadorian activates his Ultimate Overdrive! 血液キャノントリプルバーネッタスコープ！

Jaeroll loses 2737587

End Phase? Yes/No

トリ力レーザービームベレッタ範囲

Tri-range force Rezabimuberetta?

Moneymenace recruits:
LiveOrDieTrying
CrazedAnimeKid

Moneymenace uses : Solemn Music.
Dezz123 was mesmerized.
Kyle? was mesmerized.
Snacks was mesmerized.

LiveOrDieTrying uses : God Call!
All of OmegaDev's reputations went down to negative five. A sacrifice is need to be made to bring it back up!

CrazedAnimeKid uses: Crazy!
Omegas7 went crazy!

Jaeroll Snacks and elfosng or left
Omegsa 7 leaves party
Uses Hurricane on vectoman
vectoman is blown down
Vectoman loses 100000 hp
Jaerolll Snacks and Elfosng gain 1 exp point (thats all vectoman was worth )

Jaeroll Snacks and elfosng or left
Omegsa 7 leaves party
Uses Hurricane on vectoman
vectoman is blown down
Vectoman loses 100000 hp
Jaerolll Snacks and Elfosng gain 1 exp point (thats all vectoman was worth Razz)

Gee, nobody seems to attack me.